People I want to punch in the face: a short list
Take your mother's sandwich and shove it
The hubs or the cleaning lady, don't make me choose
God bless America (and thongs)
Just some of the many reasons the neighbors always hate us
Screw your playgroup, I didn't want to join anyway
Jeez, lady, I just wanted a cup of coffee, not your kidney
Hello mother, hello father, signing up for camp sucks
Ooh, sorry to hear you got Agnes in your class, but I hear her mother is lovely
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sweet-ass ride
Am i supposed to believe a five-year-old made that?
Carpool lines and bunny pajamas go together like...nothing. They don't go together at all.
Who needs Dr. Phil when we have Adolpha?
Do you ever invite me over when you're not trying to sell me something?
Sleepover is not a party theme! and other stupid things suburban moms complain about
It's free bowling, lady, not the Junior Olympics
I thought mother's little helper was a babysitter. I was wrong, it's drugs.
Motherhood: the toughest competition you'll ever judge
Watch it, that room mom'll cut you
Would you take less that a qurarter for this Swarovski vase?
Moms' night out at the gun range.