Introduction: why I wrote this book

The founders and framers: who were those guys?

Snapshots of life in Philadelphia, 1787

Heckling the right wing: their top ten talking points and my top ten comebacks

God and the Constitution, Part I: epistle to the Christian right

God and the Constitution, Part II: epistle to the Mormons

The writing of the Constitution: notes from the Constitutional Convention as recorded by Billey, slave to James Madison, May 6 to September 17, 1787

Charles Beard's economic interpretation of the Constitution, Part I: meeting the framers

Charles Beard's economic interpretation of the Constitution, Part II: following the money

The chapter of leftovers: Part I

Open letter to Senator Ted Cruz written in the style of 1787

The Constitution according to Ben Carson, MD

Rewriting the Constitution: Mark Levin and the Asner amendments

Immigration and Ann Coulter: a review that was never published in the New York Times Book Review

The shocking truth about the Bill of Rights

The Bill of Rights in the real world

The chapter of leftovers: Part II

The emperor has no robes: Justice Antonin Scalia and Citizens United

Scarier than Scalia: introducing Justice Clarence Thomas

What in hell is a strict constructionist?

Anonymous letter to certain members of the Supreme Court

The chapter of leftovers: Part III

The Second Amendment: guns and the NRA

In conclusion.